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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1849 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
