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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 2028 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
