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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3508 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Emeralds Found: | 1167 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.