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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7869 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Votes: | 8395 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.