CraftyKremlinWarriors | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	220111	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Void Gems Collected:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1695

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Potions Brewed:	74
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4383	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9445	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Animals Bred:	171	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mines Excavated:	2136	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	274891
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1305
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1690
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	92
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	4237	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3426
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	76

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	363	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3933
Animals Bred:	196	Alien Abductions:	0
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Items Found:	4922	Divine Spears Created:	14