so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 4488 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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