CraftyKremlinCrisis | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBlastin’ Beirut

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than hezbollah vs israel! our top military officials are constantly getting taken out by insane airstrikes in beirut… but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us for some intense pvp action and see if u can survive longer than our top dude did! plus, we got the best loot and craziest builds u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

🍫 RAISINCLOUD 🧡 A cozy project for you! 🧡 Minecraft server

{Moderation team}, Ant Battle, anti cheat, balanced modes, beautiful maps, Bed wars, build battle, Builders, cakes, Castle Battle, Cozy, cs go, Deathrun, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hosting, Hunger Games, invite a friend, login privileges, Low Ping, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, one block, OWNER, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, tea, technical support, TNT Run, tube project, unique quest system, versions 1.8

❤️ We are the most tube project of all that you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you unforgettable impressions during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is far from all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and do not forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!

Brief description of the content on the server:

* Daily login privileges

* Generous “Invite a Friend!” system

* Unique quest system

* Frequent events and giveaways

* The most beautiful maps from our builders

* Reliable moderation team

* The most powerful anti-cheat

* Balanced economy

* Fast and responsive technical support

* Low ping

* Support for all versions starting from 1.8

* Good, wonderful, beautiful, and most importantly modest Owner

* Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we’re already waiting for you!

P.S. We also have the most delicious cakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	866088	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Potions Brewed:	80	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

No Coordinates, No Elytra, No Resets – Just Chaos and Fun on NoCoords Legacy 1.21 Semi-Anarchy!

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IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance. Some modifications include disabled coordinates, disabled elytra, and more. The server has minimal rules to ensure a fun and safe experience for all players.

Basic Rules

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

For more details on the rules, refer to the server spawn.

FAQ

Q: Are coordinates completely disabled on the server?

A: Yes, coordinates are disabled to add a challenge to navigation in the game.

Q: Can I use elytra on the server?

A: No, elytra are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to maintain game balance.

Q: What happens if I use end crystals or bed explosions?

A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage to players or the environment on this server.

Q: Will I encounter phantoms while playing on this server?

A: Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.

Q: Is it possible to take void damage on the nether roof?

A: Yes, void damage is enabled on the nether roof to prevent exploits.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server rules?

A: You can find additional details on the rules at the server spawn location.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	917284	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DinnerCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyBlockz

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Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Villages Defended:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

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RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

10+ Year History, 2PlentyofClaimsHuge, Age 25+, Claims, Community, CommunityMinimum, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Discord, DistanceDecade, Dynmap, Enderman, Flavors1.21Hide, hard difficulty, independent, legacy server, Map, Minecraft, Peak Times, Render, Render Distance, SeekAge, Server, smaller, Stories, TinyScoopEarth, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	373	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

autumn, black friday, BlockyBanter, CELEBRATIONS, countdown, cyber monday, end of year, Events, Fall, family gatherings, festive season, Gratitude, holidays, Minecraft, November 2024, Planning, Reflection, resolutions, shopping, smp, Thanksgiving, Traditions, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CryCraft: No More Tears

Attention, Boundaries, Choices, CryCraft, crying, Fallout, Friend, hooking up, male attention, Moral values, one night stand, relationship, Religious, religious beliefs, religious conflict, roommate, roommates, sex, sobbing, Tears, Understanding, victim mentality

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, confession, consequences, Deception, emotional turmoil, exposure, forgiveness, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long-term secret, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship, secret, SecretSMPExposed, smp, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	3867
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3