so like, this server is so epic that even countries are getting involved! Russia was like, “yo, stop this madness!” when they saw how lit our joint drills with Japan and the US were. But Japan was all like, “nah, we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles on our server to care about your protests!” Join us and be part of the chaos that even real countries can’t handle!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Buildings Constructed: 46 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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