CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/200	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/800	Votes:	7276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1756

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/300	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3201

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	245	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	160
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Farms Harvested:	544	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magic Items Found:	1688
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	4993
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/100	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9944	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	14558	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Enchantments Applied:	208	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	75416
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Animals Bred:	188
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!