CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKims, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	275
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	139483
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1523	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Farms Harvested:	339	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.