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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8881 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 100 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 121 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!