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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6483 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 367 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!