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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 8574 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2817 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 96 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have pools with slides just like the one in this story. But don’t worry, we won’t make you strip naked to join in on the fun (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like the unexpected twist in this tale. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while exploring our virtual world?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as this story, come join us for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your swim shorts (or not, we won’t judge)!