CraftyJoyLand

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why settle for the average when you can join the VIP club of indie vtubers who are killing it online?

We don’t discriminate based on language, so whether you stream in English, Japanese, Russian, or even Duck, you’re welcome here! And don’t worry about shilling your 499-view oshi, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re good to go.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some virtual tie drama! We’ve got a booru full of OC material, a birthday calendar for all your chuuba needs, and even a guide for archiving VODs (because who doesn’t love a good VOD?).

So come on down to our server and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen! Who knows, you might even run into a corpo who doesn’t own talent IPs but is still kicking butt in the streaming world. It’s all fair game here at our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome Minecraft server. See you there!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LOLcraft: Open Chests & Read Signs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant wishes. Legend has it that whoever finds it will become the ruler of the server and gain the power to banish griefers with a single click.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Matzah and Creeper Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5267
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Lols

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for the chance to battle Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks in our High Noon Event! But wait, there’s more! Empyrean Kayle is waiting for you, along with Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand.

But that’s not all! Our latest patch notes include flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party. And don’t even get us started on our PBE Patch Notes – rumor has it that unicorns will be roaming the land!

Need a break from all the action? Check out our Model Viewer to see your character break it down on the dance floor. And if you’re feeling competitive, our Builds/Account Stats will help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

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Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7223	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

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Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7596
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crops Grown:	1363	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	194	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	676070	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!