CraftyJoyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

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Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9218
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PiratePlayzCraft

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8908	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	1157	Evil Lairs Raided:	3