Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your pixelated heart? Well, look no further because our server is the key to unlocking ultimate happiness in the blocky world!

Join us and experience a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “Let It Go” from Frozen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where llamas ride on rollercoasters and zombies breakdance for your entertainment.

So, if you’re ready to experience pure bliss and laughter in Minecraft form, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a unicorn or two frolicking in the fields of emeralds. Happiness awaits, my blocky friends!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PaperDue Minecraft Server

    PaperDue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only deadline you need to worry about is when the creepers start exploding! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own world, where you can turn in your assignments whenever you feel like it!

    Forget about due dates and deadlines, because on our server, time is just a concept. Just like how Sam missed her final essay deadline, you can miss all the deadlines you want and still come out on top. Who needs grades when you have diamonds?

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun! And remember, it’s not your fault if you forget to turn in your virtual homework – blame it on the lag!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA

    BdayBashExcluGrlsAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy parents will be cursing you out in front of the children! Join us for a fun and peaceful gaming experience, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds (and let’s be real, that’s just part of the game).

    Our server is perfect for kids and adults alike, with no crazy mums causing chaos. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, we have a strict no-plaster-cursing policy, so you can game in peace without any unexpected outbursts.

    Don’t let the fear of crazy parents ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and let the only drama be whether you’ll survive the night against those pesky creepers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Billionaire’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Billionaire’s Revenge Minecraft Server
    Ever wondered what it would be like if a billionaire decided to use their wealth for pure evil in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join now to experience the chaos and mayhem as a billionaire wreaks havoc on unsuspecting players.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a billionaire swoops in and buys up all the land around you, leaving you with nothing but a tiny plot of dirt. But that’s not all – they also hire an army of creepers to constantly attack you, making it impossible to even step outside without getting blown up.

    But wait, there’s more! The billionaire also has a team of elite hackers who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and destroy all your hard work. And just when you think it can’t get any worse, they unleash their secret weapon – a giant killer rabbit named Fluffy who will stop at nothing to hunt you down and take you out.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you with outrageous twists and turns, then look no further. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where billionaires rule and anything is possible.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!

    Hilltop Havoc: Where Randomness Reigns!
    Are you ready to embark on a journey to the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like no other!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have a sense of humor here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Random Hill of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve fought to the death on a flying chicken!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical force field that turns griefers into fluffy bunnies. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky

    CraftyPutinDefeatZelensky
    so like, imagine this, right? u got this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world and stuff, but get this, the president of ukraine, zelensky, is like talking to german lawmakers about how we all gotta come together to defeat putin in the game. like, bruh, how crazy is that? join our server and help zelensky take down putin in the most epic minecraft battle ever. plus, we got unlimited diamonds and a secret underground base filled with cake. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and be a part of history in the making!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AwkwardAfterlifeLove

    AwkwardAfterlifeLove
    so like, imagine u die and go to heaven, right? and then u see ur ex standing there like, oh hey, fancy meeting u here! awkward much? but don’t worry, on our minecraft server, u can escape all that awkwardness and just have a blast building stuff and fighting zombies and whatnot. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns. so come join us and leave all that afterlife drama behind!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition

    ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.

    These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.

    So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Welcome to The Land of Ooo: Where awkwardly-shaped pixels come to play!

    Welcome to The Land of Ooo: Where awkwardly-shaped pixels come to play!

    The Land of Ooo SMP Server

    Overview

    Opening Date June 13th
    Server Type Community-focused SMP
    Special Features Simplicity & Community, Customizable Gameplay, Regular End Wipes

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is The Land of Ooo SMP? The Land of Ooo SMP is a community-focused Minecraft server launching on June 13th with the 1.21 update.
    What makes this server special? The server emphasizes simplicity, community, and regular events to cater to all players. Players can customize their gameplay and enjoy a grief-free environment with land claiming.
    How often are End wipes conducted? End wipes are conducted every 2-3 weeks to ensure players don’t have to travel far to discover new content.
    How can I join The Land of Ooo SMP? You can join the server by connecting on the opening date and joining the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Tokyo Melanin Minecraft Server

    Tokyo Melanin Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the streets of Tokyo as an African American, feeling like a fish out of water? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anything you want – even a purple unicorn riding a flying pig! Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild – because who wouldn’t want to be a ninja turtle battling evil robots in a pixelated world? Let’s make Tokyo look boring in comparison!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

    HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own small assassin business! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel that will send guests straight to Heaven.

    But wait, there’s more! Team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. Will you be the next demon to join their crazy crew?

    Download our pilot episodes for a taste of the madness, or dive into our playlist for even more chaotic adventures. And don’t forget to check out our creator’s YouTube channel for behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

    Join our Discord for even more devilish fun, or browse our booru for some spicy fan art. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our collection of fics? The possibilities are endless in our hellish Minecraft world!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself checking out into Heaven sooner than you think!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CarShowDadDrama

    CarShowDadDrama
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave all the Father’s Day car show drama behind. No more guilt trips from your bio father or step family – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Build a car show of your own, or better yet, build a whole city dedicated to celebrating your independence from family obligations.

    Plus, on our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries. Want to ban all family members from entering your virtual realm? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself flipping off your dad’s car show? The possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your grandfather about attending a car show.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MoodBoost Minecraft Server

    MoodBoost Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us and you’ll be grooving to the beat of the happiest song in the world – the Chicken Dance! That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be greeted with a chorus of clucking chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to put a smile on your face, just wait until you see our disco-themed spawn area complete with a dance floor made entirely out of diamond blocks. So come on down to our server and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SuperCraftyFunLand

    SuperCraftyFunLand
    If you could have any superpower for a day, why not join our Minecraft server where you can actually have ALL the superpowers?! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops? Easy peasy. Want to turn invisible and prank your friends? We got you covered. Join us and become the ultimate superhero in the Minecraft universe! Who needs one superpower for a day when you can have them all for as long as you want on our server? Fly in and save the day, or just mess around and have a blast – the choice is yours!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server

    UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

    anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

    so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Farms Harvested: 894 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

    HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!
    lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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