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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8338 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts.
there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.
oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.
so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
