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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2070 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 3433 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Our server is so addictive, even the Jews would rather spend their time here than on /pol/. They’ve heard tales of our pixelated paradise and just can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs to insult strangers online when you can be crafting diamond swords and riding pigs into battle?
Forget about ideologies and religions, on our server the only thing you need to believe in is having a good time. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures – because here, we don’t have time for demoralization, only exhilaration!