So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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