So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Crops Grown: 8231

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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