So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Villages Defended: 14
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
Mines Excavated: 3545 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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