So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Dragon Scales Harvested: 130 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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