So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Chimeras Created: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
Runes Activated: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 120
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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