So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 1461
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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