CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Emeralds Found:	258	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Eggs Found:	9238
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2102	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2904	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Alien Abductions:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Items Found:	1471	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.