CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5975	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	3914
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ores Mined:	9742	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6500	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!