CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6008	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	1690
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Towns Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	871
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ores Mined:	3647	Crops Grown:	9459
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FireMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

FireMC is a unique Minecraft server that centers around the concept of lifesteal. This means that players have the ability to steal health from their enemies when they successfully land hits on them in combat.With 2 active owners who are dedicated to providing a high-quality gaming experience, FireMC is always bustling with activity. The server is designed to be both challenging and rewarding, with a balanced mix of PvP and PvE gameplay.Players can join the server at the IP address “firemc.mcplay.eu” and will find a range of different game modes to choose from. Whether you’re a fan of survival, creative mode, or something in between, there’s something for everyone on FireMC.The server also features a variety of custom plugins and mods that have been carefully selected to enhance the gameplay experience. From unique weapons and armor to special abilities and enchantments, players will find plenty of new and exciting features to explore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ores Mined:	9546
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3220

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mines Excavated:	4873
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Star Shards Collected:	106
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.