CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	8243	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Crops Grown:	4550

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Items Found:	2637
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magic Items Found:	5010	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Star Shards Collected:	267
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	567	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8685	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.