CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8239
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mines Excavated:	1491	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	789642
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3496	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.