CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ores Mined:	9430	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	251
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Items Found:	2846
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Towns Built:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Enchantments Applied:	175	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Armor Forged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4258	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9164	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.