CraftyInsultsMC

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Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	518063	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	634262	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7113	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crops Grown:	9686
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	439

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!