join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of inflation that is trying to control your every move! on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a flying pig as your trusty steed, and battle evil zombie chickens with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. all you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their ridiculous challenges.

So come join us and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few angry creepers). who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1351
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4992
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	93	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	993	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

age, art, creativity, cringe, Expression, filmmaking, Followers, friendless, Friends, Insecurity, instagram, Loneliness, Minecraft, Music, Painting, photography, self-conscious, Server, sharing, social media, Social Skills, Writing

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

animated series, bronies, cartoon, elements of harmony, equestria, fan community, Fandom, friendship, friendship is magic, horse lovers, Kindness, Laughter, long tail tags: my little pony, loyalty, magic powers, magical creatures, mane six, Minecraft, Official, pony, Princesses, smp, Thread, tv show, unicorns

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	1723	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyInflationCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

Atlantis Minecraft Server

FAQ

Updated October 9, 2024

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Updated October 9, 2024

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

Updated October 9, 2024

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

Updated October 9, 2024

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

Updated October 9, 2024

Balance Blunder Data Mine

Updated October 9, 2024

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Updated October 9, 2024

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

Updated October 9, 2024

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

Updated October 9, 2024

Creepers in My Blocks!

Updated October 9, 2024

BlockBusterAliGone

Updated October 9, 2024

Car Vault – The Auto Library

Updated October 9, 2024

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

Updated October 9, 2024

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

Updated October 9, 2024