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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4748 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7612 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
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