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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7384 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4651 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
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Our server is a safe haven for those who value teamwork and communication, unlike some people we know cough OP’s husband cough. Build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who understand the importance of making decisions together as a family (of gamers, that is).
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