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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8643 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
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