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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 8768 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
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