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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5411 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 958 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
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