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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2774 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2790 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
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