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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 920 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
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