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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1011 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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