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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 526 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 34 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
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