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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5155 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
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