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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 3254 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
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