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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5531 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Votes: | 1258 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
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