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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4742 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
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