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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1074 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
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