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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 7505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 82 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
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