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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 824 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 2570 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
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