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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2070 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 243 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8991 |
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