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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6909 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 3245 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
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